Friday, 3 May 2019
Tuesday, 30 April 2019
Today my teacher farted Poem
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of hell!
She tried to keep it secret
By sitting in a group.
But it was really obvious,
When she said, “Who did that poop?”
By sitting in a group.
But it was really obvious,
When she said, “Who did that poop?”
She screwed her bright, red face up
And blamed it all on Claire.But later when I needed help,
The stench was round her chair!
And blamed it all on Claire.But later when I needed help,
The stench was round her chair!
She avoided my eye contact
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew that her body smells
Were foul and quite obscene.
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew that her body smells
Were foul and quite obscene.
I asked her what that smell was.
She said she’d not a clue.
I hope to God that eggy smell
Was fart and not a poo!
She said she’d not a clue.
I hope to God that eggy smell
Was fart and not a poo!
Today the teacher farted.
My word, what had she ate?
I’ll always remember what she did,
And now I’m thirty eight!
My word, what had she ate?
I’ll always remember what she did,
And now I’m thirty eight!
Tuesday, 9 April 2019
Building the tallest tower
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Here is some research that I have done about Dementors.
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Wednesday, 20 March 2019
Huge wasp nest found in Rotorua Extreme!!
Huge wasp nest found in Rotorua
A huge wasp nest with an estimated 1 million wasps has been found in Rotorua.

The nest discovered on Monday was attached to a ponga tree in an area of native bush at Hamurana near Rotorua.
The nest is about 3m up in a ponga tree which is perched on the side of a steep bank.
Chris Brunel from Bay Pest Services has the mammoth job of destroying the nest.
The nest is 2m tall with a circumference of about 2m, it is estimated to weigh between 100 and 150kg.
Mr Brunel said it would have taken about three years to build the nest.
Save our seas
Save our Seas
Save our Seas
Plastic is killing our wildlife, sea animals are eating plastic and can not digest it and die. It has been polluting our seas for a long time.
In 1907 a guy called Leo Hendrick Baekeland invented plastic and unfortunately has caused a lot of problems.The first thing made out of plastic was snooker balls.
Over 100 million marine animals are killed by plastic bags each year. The most harmful type of plastic is plastic bags, bottle caps and fishing gear so stop using these things.
A dog called Lila is helping to clean up the ocean and is now working for an organisation called 4 oceans. Watch this video to see her in action
Thursday, 14 March 2019
Extinct bird spotted in South Island
Extinct bird spotted in South Island

A bird that is supposedly extinct has reportedly been spotted in Golden Bay near the top of the South Island.
A tramper hiking on the Heaphy Track was looking for takahē in the bush. Instead what he found was a large dark blue bird with orange under its beak. The bird flew onto a branch, hopped along a couple of branches, then flew away.
It’s thought to have been a South Island kōkako, known as “the grey ghost”. The South Island kōkako was classified as extinct by the Department of Conservation in 2007.
However, every year there are around half a dozen sightings. The trust is offering a $10,000 reward for definitive photographic evidence of the South Island kōkako’s existence.
Mr Nilsson said they had hundreds of reports from people claiming to have seen the birds over the years.
The last accepted sighting of the orange-wattled kōkako – a separate species from the endangered blue-wattled North Island kōkako – was in Mount Aspiring National Park in 1967.
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